11. Impatient Girlfriend Has No Ring
Reddit user drsameagle shared with us a funny story. It looked like a female friend was so impatient that she wrote on a card “will you marry me?” and left it on the dining room table. Then her boyfriend came into the room:
“Her boyfriend sat down, looked at it, looked at her, opened it, read it, set it down, and just started eating. She was obviously ready to jump out of her skin, so she asked, ‘What do you think?’
He said, ‘Where the hell is my ring?’ They’ve been married for 16 years now and have two adorable kids.”