10. The Catholic Wedding

Redditor crochetprozac was at their cousin’s wedding and witnessed something out of a horror movie after being through the two-hour-long church rituals, including hymns, blessings and bible readings:
“Anyway, the priest asked the question and my cousin’s brother stood up, adjusted his shirt, stared at my cousin getting married for what felt like forever, grinned, then slowly sat down.” Wait for it…