Your Bits Are Hanging Out
I was on a flight where this woman in business class, wearing a short skirt, fell asleep. The more she reclined, the higher the skirt rose, which meant the more I could see. And she wasn’t wearing any underwear. Her hoo-ha was in full view of just about anyone who dared to look.
So I fetched a blanket and tried to put it over without waking her. She woke up and looked at me like I was crazy. She didn’t even thank me when she realized her privates were out for the plane to see.