Making Tuna
While working at a sandwich place, one of the workers was fired for doing something inappropriate. My manager was looking at the camera tapes for an unrelated reason when he accidentally skipped forward and saw the worker pulling down his pants and “emptying” himself into the bin of tuna. Come to think of it, he always loved to make the tuna. When he was done, he went to the bathroom to clean up then put the tuna in the fridge. The tuna was thrown out and he was fired immediately.