How to Pass a Health Inspection
My stepfather was a and because he sold bread to the public, the health inspector came by, soon after the shop opened. It was medieval themed so she told him that the stonework walls and the doorless entranceway were problematic. After pointing out that it would take away from the authenticity, she gave him a pass because everything else was more than up to code. When she went to the food storage area, which was also doorless, she found an escaped cow licking the loaves. My stepfather said, “This never happens,” and that’s how they passed the health inspection.