Hairy Fish n Chips
After getting several complaints of hair in the food from a fish n chips shop, I was sent to inspect it. I go there unannounced and find the owner wearing the wrong clothing and no shoes. He was extremely hairy, almost like a werewolf, so I thought that it was the source of the hair. After tactfully commenting on the inappropriate work clothes, I notice that the fryer needed to be drained and told him to do so on the spot. When he does, we find a deep-fried cat. He says, “oh, that’s where my cat went”, then explains that there was a rodent problem. The hair was not from the owner, it was from his cat.