Don’t Look Up
When my favorite Chinese restaurant was shut down, I asked my ex-wife who worked for the city, what happened. She explained that when the health inspectors went to visit, they found fluid leaking from the ceiling. When they lifted the tiles and put the flashlight, they saw eyes staring at them. They had been raising chicken in the ceiling, and their excrements were leaking down into the kitchen. I ate there at least once a week.