#7 Challenge Accepted
Friend of mine is a divorce lawyer. His favorite divorce story is the time the husband in a bitter divorce got some slimy lawyer and said he would out-lawyer his ex-wife and break the bank before giving her anything she wanted. This was in front of my friend, who was her lawyer. My friend looks at her and says, “I’m working for you pro bono (free) from this moment forward.”
He looks back at the scumbag husband and says, “I got all day.”
Credit: WhiteRabbit86