The Slow Talker
“When me and my sister were younger, we got drive-thru from McDonald’s and they screwed up our orders. And so Granny spent two and a half hours on the phone, going up the chain of command and reading the riot act to whoever picked up. Something you ought to know about Granny is that she talks a lot, and she talks very slowly.” – Reddit user CassiopeiaStillLife
The staff at that drive-thru might not regret messing up granny’s oreder, but boy did the customer service curse the day they had to listen to her slowly pick on them all! It must have been very painful!