Dropping the Melon
“Right so my mum and me went shopping, and she dropped a melon on the way out. She then claimed it was bruised and demanded a full refund. When she [was] refused, she shouted at customer service and demanded the manager. I just sat there with a “kill me now” expression on my face. After, one of the customer service employees gave me a chocolate bar, so 7yo me was happy.” – Reddit user curtisc-j
You break stuff, you pay for it, no matter what it is. However, her 7yo kid was happy he got a chocolate bar.