The Shrimp Is Cold
“At Red Lobster, someone grabbed the “manager” and told him his shrimp was cold, [he] wanted a free beer, and he could get better fish by fishing. This “manager” was my dad, [who] was meeting us after work and apparently looked like an authority figure since he had a tie on. My dad replied, “That’s cocktail shrimp, you moron.” – Reddit user ooo-ooo-oooyea
This time the dad was the one acting like the manager and his line was so on point, we could have easily mistaken this story for being a scene from a movie.