Water Chocolate
“I worked at an independent chocolate shop that sold various flavors of truffles, brownies and drinks. We had nondairy options, vegan options and nut free options. A woman demanded to speak to the manager because we did not have a dairy free, nut free, sugar free, vegan option. Luckily the owner literally just laughed and said “We do have one it’s called water.” I have never seen such entitled rage.” – Reddit user caliblair
On the plus side, water doesn’t make you fat either, so the owner might have had a great idea when they suggested the alternative to chocolate.