Happy Holidays

“I was working at a very large retailer around Christmas. I was helping this older lady who was wearing a giant button on her shirt that said, “It’s MERRY CHRISTMAS not HAPPY HOLIDAYS” — so, obviously, I said happy holidays when all was said and done.
She gets furious because it’s… WAR ON CHRISTMAS. She asks for my manager, and I just grin like I’ve got the best hand in poker. I turn my head to call my manager. ‘Hey, Ahmad! She wants to talk to a manager!’” – Reddit user Chinchill-allfather
This woman chose the wrong people to mess with. And to think Chinchill-allfather was only trying to be “nice” to her…