Microwave It!
I once worked for a pizza take away. And we always had a guy that had something to complain about. Food not being delivered on time, items missing when he never ordered them, there was always something. The phone came up with their number when customers rang and we all recognized this guys.
So he had placed an order and it got sent out with the driver. Bang on time 10 minutes later the phone rings. But this one time when he asked my manager motioned for me to pass him the phone…
“Whats up this time?”
“This food is cold!”
“Do you have a microwave?”
“Yes….”
“Well [freaking] use it”
He hung up after that and we lost a ‘valuable customer.’” – Reddit user clucks86
It was impossible for the pizza to get cold since the delivery was always on time, but the customer was notorious for always being unsatisfied just to get freebies. That day, he got a little more than freebies…