You Are Not The Father
I used to work in “baby daddy” court as a caseworker. This guy kept telling me, the mother of the child, and anyone who would listen that the baby was NOT his. When they went before the judge, the judge confirmed through DNA testing that he wasn’t the dad.
Dude turned around and ripped off his jacket. His undershirt said “NOT THE FATHER!” Story Credit: Reddit/illGiveYou2