The Call

The call went as follows:
Keith: “911, where is your emergency?”
Caller: “123 Main St.”
Keith: “Ok, what’s going on there?”
Caller: “I’d like to order a pizza for delivery.”
Keith: “Ma’am, you’ve reached 911”
Caller: “Yeah, I know. Can I have a large with half pepperoni, half mushroom and peppers?”
Keith: “Ummm…. I’m sorry, you know you’ve called 911 right?”
Caller: “Yeah, do you know how long it will be?”