My Disgusting Habit

I have this compulsion to pick (and subsequently eat) things produced by my body. That’s scabs, snot, boogers, earwax, eye crusties, dry skin. I chew fingernails and toenails, the oily stuff next to my nose and behind my ears, popped zits, hair follicles, stuff like that. I haven’t eaten any fecal matter since infancy, and I think I’m okay with that.