How I Won $500,000

Several years ago, I worked McDonald’s to earn a little extra money. One day I showed up for cashier duty. Several minutes later, there were still no customers. I looked around and saw nobody was looking, so I stole $16 out of the cash register. Later that day, feeling guilty, I went to a gas station and bought 3 $5 lottery tickets. On the first one, I won $500,000. No one knows that I stole the $16 from that cash register, and it probably wouldn’t ruin my life, but I would not like it to get out. To this day, the $16 dollars I stole at McDonald’s still haunts me, but it was worth it.
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