I’m Part Monkey
My mom always told me I was part monkey. I honestly believed her as a child, but it was just a cute thing she would say. I was always a little ladies man.
And one day, when I was about 7 or 8 years old while trying to impress a girl, I think she may have been telling me about what nationalities her ancestors shared (I’m German, Irish, etc) I said, “Yeah, well I’m part monkey.” She thought I was weird for the rest of the school year.