How I Greet My Siblings
My siblings and I have and will continue to make velociraptor noises at each other in place of “hey” or whatever. If one of us is in a bad mood or feeling down, we’ll just make it sound depressing.
Like, baby velociraptor just got separated from mommy velociraptor and now it’s alone in the rain. Anyway, I forgot that this was just between us and very loudly regarded my siblings from across the park to say “come here”. Just screeched instead.
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