Brick Walls and Silky Robes
I was on a blind date at a coffee shop with this guy who kept complimenting me. At first, it was cute, but then it took a creepy turn. He told me I was beautiful like the brick wall in the back of the restaurant. The he said my skin looked so soft that it would make a beautiful silky robe. I decided to leave him with the bill and exit when I excused myself to the bathroom.