Catfish Season
I was on OKCupid for a while and got catfished a bit, so I tried to be more cautious. I met this great girl, who looked good and seemed genuine. We agreed to meet and the person who waved me over was 300 pounds heavier than what I saw in the pictures.
I sat at the table waiting for her to address the elephant in the room, no pun intended, but she didn’t. So, I made up a work excuse and left right away.