His Kind of Movie
I went on a coffee date with this guy once, and when we arrived, the place was crowded. So he suggested chatting in his car instead. He asked if he could put a movie on, to which I replied sure.
I wasn’t really paying attention, that is until I hear moaning coming from the screen. Yes, he put an adult movie on, and that wasn’t even the worst part. He proceeded to pull out his junk then asked me to touch it. I’ve never gotten out of a car so quickly in my life.