Worst Elevator Ride Ever
I ordered a pizza. As I live in an apartment, I had to go to the lobby to get my pizza. Little brother went with me. He was 9 I was 16. To get to the lobby, we had to pass through the parking lot, where we find our nice neighbor lady having fun with a gentleman. She is shirtless, and the car is bouncing. Mortified, we go get the pizza. It takes a while, and then we go back to the elevator. But the neighbor lady is there. Her clothes are jumbled, and her skin is all red. Awkwardest elevator ride ever. It’s been two years, and I’ve yet to look at her in the eyes again.