One Time At The Restaurant
I was at a restaurant, and there was a VERY attractive waitress. I decided to be super creepy and sneak a pic of her to show one of my friends (who was always doing the same) and didn’t realize the flash was enabled on my phone. The picture was of her looking straight into my camera, looking confused/completely creeped out. This was before we ever even ordered. Never have I wanted so much to crawl into a hole and die. That was the last time I ever left my house.