Well, That Was Awkward
At a drive-through, I had my credit card in my hand and a plastic fork in my mouth. I stuck my card in my mouth to put my car in 1st and scoot up to the window. When the lady held out her hand, I pressed a spit covered plastic fork into her palm, said “boop” for some reason, and then realized what I had done. I promptly put my car in gear and drove off without my food or my fork.