Sad Party
A friend of mine held a party. I went cause, well, free food! The first hour was sad. There were three of us in the party: me, the birthday boy and another dude. About an hour later, seven more people showed up. Nobody danced. We just stood there, staring at each other while the birthday boy was dancing alone. A while later, his parents came and asked, ‘Well, guess we’re late. Everybody seems to have left.’