The Most Awkward 20 Minutes Of My Life
Once saw a really cute girl on the train. I stay across from her for a while, occasionally making awkward eye contact. Finally, work up the courage to say, “I think you’re really pretty.” She just stares at me blankly. I sit there and start to motion away and say, “Okay, I’m going to go over there now.” Then awkwardly sit on the other side of the train for the next 20 minutes while still occasionally making increasingly awkward eye contact.