My Brilliant Response
I was in English class, and this hefty girl took my seat and wouldn’t move. I said, “Could you move please?” she replied with, “Make me!” She then said, “I bet you don’t have the strength too” My response to that was, “I don’t think a bulldozer has the strength to move you.” Needless to say, she ran out of the room crying, and the worst part of all was that my crush heard all of this, and I’m pretty sure that’s when I lost my chance with her.