Still Don’t Know Why I Did That

I walked out of my dorm for an 8 am class early in the morning. Then, distracted by choosing what music to listen to, ran straight into the front of a parked car, and unintentionally did a movie-quality stunt roll all across the car’s hood and fell to the ground. My professor, who was still inside the car, didn’t find it as funny as I did. It was an awkward class session.