“I’m Not A Boy”
I was at a bar I’m a regular at and drank a little too much. I came out of the bathroom and saw a rather fat bald guy sitting on one of the chairs outside the bathroom, waiting to pee. So I said, “I don’t think anybody would notice if you used the girl’s bathroom.” So he proceeded to lift his her shirt and show me his breasts and said, “I’m not a boy.” I just said, “Oh.. sorry.” And walked awkwardly away.
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