I Didn’t Want To Kiss Him
Some guy leaned in to kiss me as we were saying goodbye. I turned my head, so it was a cheek kiss. HE GOES IN FOR IT AGAIN, and I turned to the other cheek, he nailed me on the side of my mouth. Trying to play it cool, I quickly started to back away, since we were at my house, but then realized that I didn’t have the front door key. As I was shouting, “Thanks for lunch!” I had to hoist myself over the gate entrance. I slammed to the ground, and I think he could hear me run to the front door.