Her Redheaded Midwife
My mother-in-law was one of the most backward people I’d ever met in my life. She was unapologetically offensive to everything that walked the earth. In one of our mandatory visits, she was sharing the story about giving birth to my husband. According to her, she could tell that her midwife was turned on by her giving birth, because she was redheaded. I left 2 minutes later.