An Affair with My Wife
“I work with my wife, in two separate departments, but I just started working here. Someone started up a rumor that the “new guy” is having an affair with a woman in marketing.”
“But they are 100% talking about me, and my wife, who works in marketing. It’s the most hilarious thing I’ve ever heard, clearly, these people need more work to do. We’re talking about whether to play it up or not.”
Reddit user: Krunzuku