The Hated Troll
“Our most hated person is a troll who survives off cigarettes, diet Pepsi, and the souls she drains (mine included.) Some of her greatest hits: telling me I am not getting any younger, therefore, my babies would be “retarded”, her word, not mine. Telling a delightful tale of how she once snuck in pork into a Muslim’s diet. Going on about her husband’s pension and how she doesn’t have to work, she just works for the fun of it.”
“Yet she bums smokes and bus fare off people half her age. She lives to get anyone into trouble, yet she’s incompetent herself and when she’s called on it, she says, “to err is human.” Every week she threatens to quit but nowhere else would have her.”
Reddit user: Wachydetective