The Hit List

“My boss went out drinking with his two favorite pets. He bragged about getting a guy fired that he didn’t like and told them who else is on his hit list.”
“What boss doesn’t realize is that his two pets are the biggest gossips, snitches, and two-faced little whisperers in the entire office. Hey boss, if someone tattles and gossips with you, it’s a guarantee they are also gossiping about you. Everyone knew the next day.”
Reddit user: Jklsns