Mysterious and Enigmatic

“George the joiner: minimal number of fingers, bad personal hygiene, unintelligibly thick accent (farmer/pirate, etc.). This is not a man you want, operating a forklift, operating machinery, or driving.”
“If he carries something through the workshop, it’s a safe bet he will utterly destroy something with his own brand of half-blind ignorance. But what a man. Mysterious and enigmatic. Who is he? Where did he come from? When will he go back?”
Reddit user: OllyDee