The Engineer
“I won’t name names in case this comes back to me, but he’s a level 3 engineer who does absolutely nothing all day. He’ll book a conference room and sit in the dark for hours. He’ll sit at his desk and do actually nothing except exist.”
“But his team (which he did not assemble and which he does not actually lead) is good enough to make him look good, so he keeps getting more responsibility.”
Reddit user: UncleTrustworthy