Nice for the Sake of It

“This old woman who, at first glance, looks like the sweetest lady with a big heart, but she’s actually a massive nark for management. She’ll hide behind pillars and around corners just to catch you saying anything she thinks might be incriminating.”
“Everyone hates her but pretends to be nice to her because she’s been there for 30 thousand years, and one of the managers is sleeping with her niece or something.”
Reddit user: Asian Hawke