The Mach 2 Sneeze
“There’s a lady who sneezes louder than a jet hitting Mach 2 directly over your head. She sneezes at random, striking when no one expects it, and sends children running for their mothers. She adds an extra scream at the end of her sneeze, not only to make sure you heard her but to prove to you how painful it was for her to deliver such an overwhelming explosion out of her mouth.”
“Even when people scream “JESUS CHRIST WOMAN,” she never stops. She’s the horror in the night, and she sits right behind my desk. She strikes when you least expect and causes enough damage to destroy entire files, hours of work and preparation, all out the window because of a sneeze. I want her dead. ”
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