8. Not the Pizza Sauce!
“It was around 6ish and the place was packed with families and other patrons […]. All of a sudden this kid comes running out from behind the counter where you get your food. He whips off his shirt and shorts and jumps on a table in front a packed restaurant and exclaims very loudly, “I’m quitting because the manager that runs this place is a total [jerk] and won’t give me a day off! Oh yeah, I pissed in the pizza sauce too! Thank you, have a good night!” and grabbed his clothes, dismounted and then ran out the door.”- Reddit user platinumgulls
You’d think clients would be appalled by the pee-zza sauce, but platinumgulls doesn’t remember seeing them get up and leave…