Not The Fork!
I know a guy that once broke up with a girl for using a fork in a non-stick pan. That guy is now my husband. I wasn’t that girl, mind you, but I will sometimes use that fun fact when we have a disagreement to try and bring back the peace; “That tears it! (grabs fork, pulls out pan)
“I’ll do it, man! You better smile now, or your precious Calphalon is toast!” He always bursts out laughing, so I’d say that it works!
Story Credit: Reddit/PlayervsPathos