It Was Not Natural
Back in college, I heard this one. He said: “She puts on her bra first, underwear second, every time she gets dressed.” Apparently, this was a big deal? Worst part was it was a mutual acquaintance who was heartbroken over the sudden breakup.
She asked ME why he broke up with her. I could not tell her the truth. I told her “You’re just different people.” Later it turned out he was gay, so probably for the best anyway.
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