Laser Eyes
Sorry to break it to you, but you won’t be able to shoot lasers out of your eyes after getting laser eye surgery. One eye clinic had this funny post hung up on the wall for the patients who believe they would be able to shoot laser beams out of their eyes after getting laser.
Seeing well without having to wear contacts and glasses is a superpower that many people don’t have. So, let’s just be happy that we have perfect vision after getting laser eye surgery.