Just A Stool Sample

It looks like we’ve all been getting this one wrong. Did you know that when doctors ask us for a stool sample, they want a tiny footstool, not your number two? Well, if you didn’t know, then now you do. You’re welcome!
This is a perfect example of how your stool sample should look like. Just kidding, don’t listen to me. Doctors do need to see your number two, so please don’t put a small stool inside the cup.