He eats thousands of cookies in one night
On Christmas Eve, children leave out cookies specifically for Santa. The most popular cookies left for him are chocolate chip and Oreo. If he ate two cookies at each household, he would intake 374 billion calories; this would also include 33,000 tons of sugar and 151,000 tons of fat. To burn it all off, he’d have to run an eight-minute mile for 109 centuries.