He Won’t Change His Mind

“He fought us off and ran away,” said his 60-year-old wife. “We’ve tried several times to force him to have a shower, but he puts up such a fuss. He says he’d rather die than take a bath, and only a son could change his mind. It has been so many years now I’ve got used to it,” she added. She warned him that she would stop sleeping with him if he didn’t start showering but eventually gave in.