All Hail

Here we have an outfit that combines two of Justin’s most-loved fashion faux-pas: jaunty hat and an awkward hemline. Why does he love t-shirts that end in weird places? BECAUSE YOU CAN’T PUT HIM IN A BOX. Well, actually you can, you can put him in the box of terrible dresser. Sexy, sexy, badly dressed bad boys are a thing, and Justin is their king.