Sportscore
Yep, every guy has worn a version of this in their life. But Justin makes it a work of art, if badly dressing is an art form. Sportscore is a thing, but Justin puts forward a pretty powerful argument against it being a thing. Nothing fits right. It all matches, yet doesn’t go together. It is simple, yet too much. Basically, if he was trying to embody oxymoron, SUCCESS!