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Han Solo Is Literally The Worst, Here Let Me Prove It To You

Han Solo Is Literally The Worst, Here Let Me Prove It To You May 7, 2018

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    Han Solo sucks, actually, and I can prove it.

    Fans often describe Han Solo from the Star Wars saga as a lovable rogue, a scoundrel, a scallywag. But I’d like to take it a step further and show you why Han Solo is actually the friggin’ worst. From his selfishness to his spontaneous leaping into danger, Han Solo is terrible, a bad soldier, a bad smuggler and a bad friend. So grab a good blaster, kick back and come with us on a tour-de-force of Flyboy’s many faults. Because the truth is that Han Solo sucks, and I’m about to prove it so hard.

    Wears A Vest

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    IMAGE BY: Lucasfilm

    Han’s signature clothing item is his black vest. He wears it in virtually any season, whether on a desert planet, a frozen wasteland, or a forest moon. It’s not exactly practical as sleeves probably come in handy in space, and it definitely comes across as part of a carefully orchestrated effort to appear laid-back and casual on Han’s part. We’re not buying it, though.